Friday, October 19, 2018

Last Day in Uganda 2018


I'm sipping a cold Stoney ginger-ale sitting in the back seat of a well used, beat up Toyota Prado. As we bounce happily over seemingly thousands of speed bumps, Sam Kisolo is driving Wick Nease, his wife, Jan, Manny Delgado, Marlene Abbey and me back to the airport after our week-long journey to celebrate a new school building that our church funded for an orphanage named Siita Nest. It was my second time in this amazing country of Africa and I am once again overwhelmed. 96% of the people are at or below the poverty level, and the remaining 4 percent are dignitaries and Kings. 

The Kisolo family is like nothing I've ever seen or heard of. There really are no words to describe how wonderful they are. Sam and Irene have such a heart for children, orphans, and widows. God has placed within them a very special anointing to ache for these special people groups. Sam's sister, Alice, is the founder of the Sitta Nest orphanage, so love clearly runs deeply in the Kisolo family. Our team had the rare privilege to enjoy the Kisolo family celebration yesterday, where God's word was shared by each of us, testimonies from a dozen of the older Kisolo adopted young adults - some are veterans in the family of 17 years or more, and there are more than 40 young people that identify as Kisolo family children. They call Sam "Daddy" and Irene "Mama" or "Mommy." It is precious and their genuine honor and respect is felt as they mention their parents. 

God has truly and literally plucked these people as children from the streets, from orphanages, from a life of extreme poverty and lack, and He has graciously laid them into the loving arms of Sam and Irene. By no means are any of them rich with finances, but God has faithfully provided for them in ways unimaginable over the years. He has shown His love and His caring hand of provision in so many ways and their testimonies point directly to Jesus and His unending love. The Kisolo family represents a love that is so rare in our world today. 

Each of the members is grateful for the family and especially to God. It warms my heart to be surrounded by the younger children, wearing torn, dirty cutoff sweats, old over-sized t-shirts with tiny threadbare holes riddling the faded, once-dark or vibrant colors. I squat down to get some photos from a low angle with the digital camera I'm carrying, and the kids surround and swarm me to see their microscopic faces displayed on the display at the back. I slowly scroll through the fresh photos and look around at their amazed faces. As we are glancing at the photographs one by one, I feel small hands on my back, my shoulders, and my head as their precious fingers are feeling the unfamiliar and bizarre texture of my hair. I count it a joy and begin to feel my eyes fill with tears. This is a special moment for me. 

I realize that a young boy of 7 years old, Patrick, is next to me holding my arm and touching my fingers. This is the same boy that crawled into my lap as a 4-year-old on my previous trip that was so heartwarming and memorable for me. His face simply melts my heart. His smile is beyond precious. If I could take him home to my family, I would be the happiest person alive. I briefly imagine how radically different his life would be. As I'm crouched there with the hoard of children around me, I dream of an education and future for him. I envision for a moment how my own life would be so enriched by that precious smile every day. 

I realize that he is part of this family, however. He is part of the amazing love and joy in this incredible collection of people. His absence would surely be felt and he would likely not know how to adjust to a new life in the United States. My heart weeps upon this reality. I love every individual I see as I look around within these ivy-filled chain link fences and back walls of the house. This is, indeed, a place where God lives.


Monday, September 17, 2018

My (Current) Favorite One-Liners and Jokes

Science deconstructs humor: What makes some things funny?
Hey there! It's been a while, huh? Well, I came across a list of some of my favorite one-liners and thought I'd better make a post, so here goes...
  • Do you know the difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know and I don't care. 
  • Never criticize someone until you've walked a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, they won't be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you'll have their shoes.
  • I have a copy of the world's worst thesaurus. Not only is it awful, but it's awful.
  • So what if I don't know what 'Armageddon' means. It's not the end of the world.
  • What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing?
  • Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that's well-written and a sentence that's well, written.
  • I woke up this morning and forgot which direction the sun rises from, and then it dawned on me.
  • Velcro - what a rip-off!
  • The only thing 'Flat-Earthers' have to fear is sphere itself.
  • Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
  • I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves. (this is an inside joke)
  • I have a clean conscience. I haven't used it once till just now.
  • If I had a nickel for every math test I failed, I’d have like $5.63
  • Some people just have a way with words, and other people... uh... not have way.
  • All pro athletes are bilingual. They speak English and Profanity.
  • I bought one of those CD's that teaches you how to speak Spanish in your sleep. During the night, it skipped, so now I can only stutter in Spanish.
  • My wife and I laugh about how competitive we are. But I laugh more.
  • A conference call is the best way to a dozen people to say goodbye 300 times. 
Bah Ha Ha Ha! Okay, enough for now...