Oxymoron

Here are some commonly used phrases that happen to be oxymorons. I just love using that word. When in a conversation, sometimes a person will say something like... 'I will tell you more on that later..." When I hear that, I always say, "did you just call me a moron?" It generally gets a chuckle, but a few times the person that said it will just say, "no." I think people just don't get me, but I'll share more on that later... 

open secret 

larger half 

clearly confused 

act naturally 

alone together 

Hell's Angels 

found missing 

liquid gas 

civil engineer 

deafening silence 

seriously funny 

living dead 

Microsoft Works (ha ha ha!)

military intelligence 

jumbo shrimp 

Advanced BASIC 

tragic comedy 

unbiased opinion 

virtual reality 

definite maybe 

original copies 

pretty ugly 

same difference 

plastic glasses 

almost exactly 

constant variable 

even odds 

minor crisis 

extinct life 

genuine imitation 

exact estimate 

only choice 

freezer burn 

free love 

working holiday 

rolling stop