The Retro-Encabulator

...Research has been proceeding to develop a line of automation products that establishes new standards for quality, technological leadership, and operating excellence. With customer success as our primary focus, work has been proceeding on the crudely conceived idea of an instrument that would not only provide inverse reactive current, for use in unilateral phase detractors, but would also be capable of automatically synchronizing cardinal grammeters.

Such an instrument comprised of dodge-gears and bearings, reliant electric motors, allen-bradley controls, and all monitored by rockwell software is... the retro encabulator. Now basically, the only new principle involved is that instead of power being generated by the relative motion of conductors and fluxes, it is produced by the modial interaction of magneto-reluctance and capacitive diractance.

The original machine had a base plate of pre-famulated amulite surmounted by a malleable logarithmic casing in such a way that the two spurving bearings were in a direct line with the panametric fan. The lineup consisted simply of six hydrocoptic marzlevanes, so fitted to the ambifacient lunar waneshaft that side fumbling was effectively prevented.

The main winding was of the normal lotus-o-delta type placed in panendermic semi-boloid slots of the stater, every seventh conductor being connected by a non-reversible tremie pipe to the differential girdle spring on the "up" end of the grammeters.

Moreover, whenever flourescent skor motion is required, it may also be employed in conjunction with a drawn reciprocation dingle arm to reduce sinusoidal deplanaration. The retro-encabulator has now reached a high level of development, and it’s being successfully used in the operation of milfertrunnions.

Encourage It Forward

Wow. It's been a really long time since I've posted anything, so I think it is time for a new entry. At work, many of us are participating in a project called, 'Encourage It Forward,' where we send an encouraging verse, motivational poem, prayer, meditation, image, or whatever - that is encouraging to a person on our short list. I thought I would capture everything that I receive or send and post it here. 

“Too often we underestimate the power of a touch, a smile, a kind word, a listening ear, an honest compliment, or the smallest act of caring, all of which have the potential to turn a life around.” ~Leo Buscaglia